OPEN TEXTING SHIT POST

[fishingking]

OPEN TEXTING SHITPOST

RULES:
-Say who you want
-Text!
-Sext/Dumb fun a-okay!
-assumed cr can be cool :D

Comments

give me your dumb prince

[missleadingquestions]

iimportant question

kenny is a crow
why isn't kelly a crow?? is it interspecies love or is it a gimmick???

I renewed my account just for this icon

[fishingking]

I'm gonna go with gimmick???

But maybe they found love in a hopeless place.

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there's GOTTA be some deep lore on this

Is this exploitation or true love??! I have to know

[fishingking]

They're mascots for the Crow's Nest. I think that's as deep as we're gonna get.

.... Unless there's a secret Kenny and Kelly Fan Club out there.

[missleadingquestions]

that's it!! the fan theories forums I bet

that

or I'm making a call to corporate

[fishingking]

But what would there even be fan theories of?

Other than their love... And maybe what kind of drinks Kenny likes.

[missleadingquestions]

you've thought about what kind of drinks kenny likes???

[fishingking]

I... Kinda know from first hand experience.

shhh NO ONE NOTICED i have a button for it

[missleadingquestions]

spill

spill like for real

you've GOT to tell me this story

I JUST FORGOT HOW TO TEXT.... also fudging canon because yolo

[fishingking]

I uh.

Might have had one of Kenny's drinks?

It's kind of a long story.

[missleadingquestions]

oh noooooo a long story i'm so scared

come oooon

you can call me if you wanna tell it~

[fishingking]

Um.

It involves a bottle. And a mouthful.

....And chocobo hat.

[missleadingquestions]

ok first of all I have to hear the rest

second of all why wasn't i invited, this sounds amazing

[fishingking]

It was a Chocobo carnival and I kinda just stumbled into it? My memory's kind of hazy.

Don't tell Prompto. He'll be mad that I didn't invite him.

[missleadingquestions]

well NOW I gotta tell him so we can all go

i can't believe you didn't take us. Shame