monstertrash | OPEN TEXTING SHIT POST

OPEN TEXTING SHITPOST

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iimportant question

kenny is a crow
why isn't kelly a crow?? is it interspecies love or is it a gimmick???

I'm gonna go with gimmick???

But maybe they found love in a hopeless place.

there's GOTTA be some deep lore on this

Is this exploitation or true love??! I have to know

They're mascots for the Crow's Nest. I think that's as deep as we're gonna get.

.... Unless there's a secret Kenny and Kelly Fan Club out there.

that's it!! the fan theories forums I bet

that

or I'm making a call to corporate

But what would there even be fan theories of?

Other than their love... And maybe what kind of drinks Kenny likes.

you've thought about what kind of drinks kenny likes???

I... Kinda know from first hand experience.

Edited (I forgot that these are supposed to be text lol) 2017-06-29 03:40 (UTC)

spill

spill like for real

you've GOT to tell me this story

I uh.

Might have had one of Kenny's drinks?

It's kind of a long story.

oh noooooo a long story i'm so scared

come oooon

you can call me if you wanna tell it~

Um.

It involves a bottle. And a mouthful.

....And chocobo hat.

ok first of all I have to hear the rest

second of all why wasn't i invited, this sounds amazing

It was a Chocobo carnival and I kinda just stumbled into it? My memory's kind of hazy.

Don't tell Prompto. He'll be mad that I didn't invite him.

well NOW I gotta tell him so we can all go

i can't believe you didn't take us. Shame